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Kelli (Stay-at-home mom of Logan, 9, and Whitney, 7): Wow! You would not believe all the people at the gym this week. People are really jumping on those New Year’s resolutions.
Jen (Dual-career-mom of Jacob, 6, and Caleb, 2): Give it a month, it should clear out.
Kelli: I hope so. I’ve got too much seniority, blisters, sweat and tears invested to be bumped off my treadmill by a fleet of pristine sneaker, matching workout outfit wearing, book reading walkers.
Jen: At least they’re in there trying to shape up the good old fashioned way.
Kelli: Yeah, no boob lifting, tummy tucking machines in the place. I checked.
Jen: Yes, the modern day Mommy Makeover. Just add Botox and Restilin.
Kelli: You know pre-kids I considered having plastic surgery to give me the boobs that never materialized, despite all the I-must-I-must-I-must-increase-my-bust exercises. But once I had kids and my priorities changed, it made me...
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