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Just a few observations I’ve made in my brief mom career:
School “Picture Day” becomes a battle of looking cool vs. looking adorable after about 2nd grade.
You’ll do well in life once you concede that Mom always wins.
The harder someone works on a homework assignment, the more likely you’ll find it left on the counter after dropping the kids off at school.
You can get a kid to do anything for a Slurpee.
Your child will decide to try out that inappropriate word or phrase at some point to impress your friends.
They will tell Daddy they learned it from you.
Freshly washed sheets seem to precede a sudden onset of bed wetting.
A booger picked is a booger eaten or at least wiped on your furniture.
Bad karma reveals itself in the group you get stuck chaperoning for the class field trip.
Jell-O or a fruit roll-up can represent a nutritious food group in a pinch.
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