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Mommy Modified Christmas Carols

A Very Toddler Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas)

1. On the first day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, the car-rot nose off of 

    Fros-ty.

2. On the se-cond day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, two Christ-mas  

    mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.

3. On the third day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, three wise men, two

    Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.

4. On the fourth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me,     four wrapped up

    presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of

    Fros-ty.

5. On the fifth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me five, an-gel wings.   

    Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-

    rot nose off of Fros-ty.      

6. On the sixth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, six cd’s playing, five,

    an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas   

    mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.

7. On the seventh day Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, seven globes a- 

    snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three

    wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.

8. On the eighth day of Chris-tmas, my tod-dler broke for me, eight rein-deer

    pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four

    wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot 

    nose off of Fros-ty.

9. On the ninth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, nine trains de-railing,

    eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-

    gel wings.  Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs,

    and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.

10. On the tenth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, ten carolers carol-

      ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-

      ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three

      wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.

11. On the eleventh day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, eleven lights a-

      blink-ing,  ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-

      ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings.  Four

      wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot

      nose off of Fros-ty.

12. On the twelve day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, twelve heir-loom

      Ornaments. Eleven lights a-blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-

      railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing,

      five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-

      mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.

 

 

eBay Sells (Jingle Bells)

Dash-ing to the store,

For the season=s hot-test toy,

Of course there is no more,

Vis-ions of sad boy (boo hoo hoo hoo)

Driving all ov-er town,

at each car I hol-ler,

Still none to be found,

so on eBay pay top dollar.

 

Chorus

Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all!

Can=t be found all o=er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll!  (Yay)

Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all!

Can=t be found all o=er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll!

 

O Christmas Tree

1. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas, O

    Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas.

    You try so hard to stay up-right; As kids and cat climb you each night. O     

    Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas.

 

2. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us! O

    Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us!

    To often your wa-ter well left dry; Caught the dog, his leg lift-ed high! O

    Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us!

 

© KMW 2003

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posted by kellimwheeler on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 10:34 PM
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posted by hmoeckli on Dec 17, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Cute! Color me impressed. I can't even remember the real ones...
posted by AmandaS on Dec 18, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Very nice...you are too creative. ;-) You should get your kids to record them and put it on YouTube.
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