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Mommy Modified Christmas Carols
A Very Toddler Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas) 1. On the first day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 2. On the se-cond day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 3. On the third day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 4. On the fourth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 5. On the fifth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me five, an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car- rot nose off of Fros-ty. 6. On the sixth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 7. On the seventh day Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, seven globes a- snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 8. On the eighth day of Chris-tmas, my tod-dler broke for me, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 9. On the ninth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 10. On the tenth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, ten carolers carol- ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow- ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 11. On the eleventh day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, eleven lights a- blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc- ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. 12. On the twelve day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, twelve heir-loom Ornaments. Eleven lights a-blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de- railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ- mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. eBay Sells (Jingle Bells) Dash-ing to the store, For the season=s hot-test toy, Of course there is no more, Vis-ions of sad boy (boo hoo hoo hoo) Driving all ov-er town, at each car I hol-ler, Still none to be found, so on eBay pay top dollar. Chorus Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all! Can=t be found all o=er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll! (Yay) Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all! Can=t be found all o=er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll! O Christmas Tree 1. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas, O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas. You try so hard to stay up-right; As kids and cat climb you each night. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas. 2. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us! O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us! To often your wa-ter well left dry; Caught the dog, his leg lift-ed high! O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us! © KMW 2003 2 comments from 2 users
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hmoeckli
on Dec 17, 2008 at 09:29 PM
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AmandaS
on Dec 18, 2008 at 10:07 PM
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