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Baby Farts

My friend at work has an 8 week old son.  She brought the cute little bundle to work last week, so I got my annual fix of holding a baby.  I've never had one of my own, I met my step kids when they were 3 and 7.   I enjoy holding my friend's babies, but also enjoy giving them back when they poop, cry, or just get too heavy to carry. 

This little boy in particular had quite the gas that day.  Not just cute baby gas where they look like they're smiling and turn a little purple pushing it out.  He had major big man farts that vibrated the room.  He's only 8 weeks old!  I was quite surprised.  His mom seemed pretty proud of it, though.  It just made me laugh so hard that I had to give the kid back to his mom before I dropped him or something.

My husband and I aren't having any fart monsters of our own.  His 2 are wonderful and amazing and fun and awesome, and they live with us 50% of the time.   I never had that "I want to be a mommy so bad" feeling, and I'm really happy with our decisions.  I get my baby fix from lots of my friends and co-workers, and get to see cute little baby stuff from them all the time.  And my step kids are pretty good  gas passers, to boot.

:)

Topics: step parenting, children
posted by crzkb on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 09:09 PM
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posted by AmandaS on Jun 16, 2008 at 06:02 PM
Ah...yes...baby bombs. I love when you can hear them from across the room.
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